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According to their website, the program "covers all reservoirs, backpacks, bottles and accessories from manufacturing defects in materials and workmanship for the lifetime of the product. CamelBak will fix or replace any of these items at no cost to you. If there is a defect in your CamelBak purchase, just let them know, and they will start the process of repairing or replacing… and it's all free. It used to be that REI had a lifetime guarantee on their products. If your REI boots fell apart during a trek across Europe, the company would send you a new pair, no questions asked.
Unfortunately, they did away with this policy, reducing the lifetime span to a one-year span. If your REI product has gone kaput, or you are in any way unhappy with your purchase, the company will replace or fix most products free of charge so long as it falls within the one-year timeframe. Also, if your REI purchase has a manufacturer's defect, you can return it any time for a refund or replacement. The Flattery Project experimented with sending compliments to 40 different brands to see if they'd reward flattery with swag.
In some cases, it worked, and Chobani was one of the good ones. In addition to responding with coupons for Greek yogurt products, they encouraged the project creators to reach back out in the future for more free items. So many people rely on their Fitbits to keep them active, informed, and in touch with their health and fitness levels.
If your Fitbit breaks, the manufacturer gives you a freebie option that can come in handy. I feel like a new man after eating. It's like they're brain food, or something! Better yet, my dog, Dirty Nelly a shar-pei , is a fussy, fussy eater, and he loves your sausages!
Any chance of getting a free sample or something? If you're hesitant about sending sausages in the mail, I'll take shirts, mugs, coupons, or whatever else you have. Thanks well in advance, Tom Locke, sausage enthusiast. I had one of your pretzels at a Border's bookstore, and I must say — it was great! It was a stuffed pizza one.
Anyway, please send me any samples you can of your other pretzel flavors. I have a problem with commitment, so before I buy anything yes, even food! Whatever you can do would be most appreciated! Thanks well in advance, Tom Locke, pretzel enthusiast. I love your bath bombs! I really love the "Black Pearl", with that little bit-o-wisdom stuffed inside of it.
The last one I got was "slip seven times, get up eight times". I like that! Anyway, can you send me some free samples? You have so much to choose from, I can't make up my mind! Thanks well in advance, Tom Locke, bath enthusiast. I have a house full of Quaker products. I love your granola bars — especially those chewy ones. Please send me free samples of any new and exciting products that you think I might enjoy.
I am always interested in new and exciting experiences for my taste buds. Thank you well in advance, Tom Locke, food enthusiast. You may love to see me smile, but I, however, love to see me eat. Please send me coupons for free McDonald's product, so that I may continue to eat and smile. Thank you well in advance, Tom Locke, eating enthusiast.
I am a tall, skinny, lanky, pasty white, beanpole of a man. I am on a quest to turn my skinny self into a chiseled god-like creature. Please, please, send me a free PowerBar or two, so that I can meet my goals. Please don't send too many, however; in my current state of fitness-less, I doubt I'd be able to lift the box.
Thank you for your support, Tom Locke, fitness enthusiast. With my birthday rapidly approaching in August , I was wondering if you'd be so kind as to send me a coupon for a free Dairy Queen treat. Nothing cools me down in the summer quite like a frozen D. Thank you well in advance, Tom Locke, cold food enthusiast. Two coupons for Nestle candy. I love Nestle, and I love free stuff, so I thought writing this letter was the perfect idea. As I scanned the products in my house, I noticed that Nestle makes a lot of them.
With that said, please send me samples of other interesting products — especially those which you think may surprise me when I learn that they are made by Nestle. And I'm sorry, but I can't find out how to make that mark over the "e", so I just have to say "Nestle". Thank you well in advance, Tom Locke, "free stuff" enthusiast. My wife watches so much television, I sometimes forget that she's not physically and permanently attached to my couch.
It came to my attention yesterday that I own eleven — yes eleven — remote controls. Absurd, I know. I was wondering if you'd be able to help me, by sending me some free batteries — AA in size. If I can't un-glue my wife from the television, at least maybe I can cut down on the cost of keeping her around by getting a few free batteries to keep the eleven remote controls operative.
Thank you well in advance, Tom Locke, television anti-enthusiast. Told me "no" — sent me chili recipes instead. I love your products. Well, I'm actually not too crazy about Spam. The meat is a little too It's a little creepy. I am writing to you because I am a chili connoisseur, and I love your chili. Please send me all of the free chili samples you can, without getting yourself into trouble for giving away too much free chili to a guy like me. Thank you well in advance, Tom Locke, chili enthusiast. Nine free tea samples and a tea catalog.
Do you make an English Breakfast or Irish Breakfast flavor? These are flavors I've not seen made by Stash. I've had most of them, but certainly not all of them! Coupons for free and discounted tuna. Do you make products other than canned tuna? I love oysters and clams, too. Do you have any free samples of canned oysters or clams that you could send me? I like tuna, too, though, so if that's all you have, I'd like a free can of that, too.
Tom Locke, canned seafood enthusiast. Dear Stacy: When I eat your pita chips with my lunch, my teeth feel clean! No other wimpy chip does that. It must be all of those rough, abrasive, micro pita molecules bashing the slime off of my teeth. Anyway, do you have a free sample or two you could send my way? I've only had your original flavor, but I'm sure you have others, and I'm dying to try them.
Tom Locke, clean teeth enthusiast. Told me "no" — sent me nothing Dear Sir or Madam: Do you know what my favorite breakfast is? I'll tell you. It's half of a brick of Philadelphia cream cheese, covered with Smuckers raspberry jelly. Refreshing and delicious. I got hungry just typing this. Please send me some free jelly or jam. Thank you well in advance, Tom Locke, jelly and jam enthusiast. Three ChapSticks and coupons. I hate the way that the harsh winters make my lips crack like a caffeinated mobster under a heat lamp.
Please send me a free stick of your most powerful ChapStick, as I have yet to find anything that soothes my sore, aching lips. Thank you well in advance, Tom Locke, smooth lip enthusiast. Dear Wallace: I'm a big city boy, but nothing satisfies my hunger and dissatisfies my cardiologist more than a good old bag of pork skins.
But maybe something like that good anti-Ox-idant berry and nut trail mix? Oct 25, Thanks for anything you can send over. However, restrictions do apply: Wallet Hacks P.
I recently came across your company online, and I want to try your pork skins. So, gimme some skin! No, seriously. Let me try a bag. I recently read online that you folks make the best fingernail clipper available. I currently use a nasty old rusty pair of clippers that I'm surprised hasn't given me tetanus by now. Do you think that you could send me a pair of those clippers?
I tell ya, I really, really need 'em. Thanks in advance, Tom Locke, nail care enthusiast. I love personal care products, and I love free samples. Please send me every free sample you have available. Toothpastes, soaps, everything. I greatly appreciate this.
Companies take complaints very seriously. Years ago, when I still drank Diet Coke, I opened up a can that tasted funny. It tasted closer to. 11 LISTS Click Here for Free Stuff!Put your money away. If you're curious how to get free stuff from companies, the process is pretty simple and straightforward. Keep reading for a small sampling of companies that will send you free stuff if you only just nudge them a little.
Thank you well in advance, Tom Locke, personal care enthusiast. I currently use Trojan Magnum XL condoms, and while they are the proper size, they don't offer me the sensation that Durex condoms do. Please send me a few samples if such a condom exists.
I need that Durex sensation without unnecessarily strangling my member in a smaller-sized condom. Thank you well in advance, Tom Locke, intercourse enthusiast. I love Hershey chocolate. I cannot fully articulate my passion for chocolate. I particularly enjoy dark, dark chocolate. Please send me samples of the darkest chocolates you have available, so that I may experience new taste sensations.
Thank you well in advance, Tom Locke, chocolate enthusiast. I was recently given a bag of your Popcorn Palace popcorn, covered in chocolate the popcorn was covered in chocolate, not the bag. This popcorn was by far the best popcorn I've ever had. Please send me a free bag of this popcorn — or if you're feeling exceptionally generous, please send me a bag of each flavor so that I may live a life of variety. Thank you well in advance, Tom Locke, popcorn enthusiast. The other day, I made a sandwich using your Brownberry oatnut bread.
While I was enjoying my sandwich, I realized that I forgot to put anything on it. I was, indeed, eating a slice of bread, atop another slice of bread — with nothing more than air between the slices. And you know something? It was still excellent! Please send me a free loaf of this oatnut bread, or something comparable. I love that bread. It's good without meat or cheese. It's just good, good bread. Thank you well in advance, Tom Locke, bread enthusiast. Dear Tea Minister: I regularly drink your Ginger Peach tea and your Earl Greyer bag form. I do, however, own more than ten other flavors.
I was wondering if you could send me a Republic of Tea "sampler". You have so many flavors, that I'd like to sample them all. I appreciate it very much. Thank you well in advance, Tom Locke, tea enthusiast. I own a Rottweiler named Sir Shagwell. I am writing to you on both Shagwell's behalf, as well as my own. Before I feed Shagwell any type of pet snacks, I personally sample them to assess their quality and flavor.
After all, if I think they taste bad, what is Shagwell expected to think? I just wanted to let you know that your "Dingoroo" dog treats taste excellent, and Sir Shagwell agrees with me. I would like to request free samples of any similar treats you may have available. I appreciate the quality that obviously goes into making your products. Thank you well in advance, Tom Locke, pet product enthusiast. Five coupons for free and discounted dog snacks. I own a Boston Terrier named Lil' Brudder. I am writing to you on both Lil' Brudder's behalf, as well as my own.
Before I feed Lil' Brudder any type of pet snacks, I personally sample them to assess their quality and flavor. After all, if I think they taste bad, what is Lil' Brudder expected to think? I just wanted to let you know that your "Canine Carry Outs" dog treats taste excellent, and Lil' Brudder agrees with me. I recently made a lobster bisque using your "Melissa's Shallots", and they were the finest shallots I've ever used.
The flavor was exquisite. Do you have samples of any other fine produce which you could send to me for my culinary exploration? Thank you well in advance, Tom Locke, produce enthusiast. I love Vitner chips. I love them so much, in fact, that I'd like to ask you to send me a bag of every flavor you have so that I can decide on my single favorite.
If this equates to too many bags of chips, I'll take whatever you have and can send my way. Thank you well in advance, Tom Locke, chip enthusiast.
Three coupons for free and discounted rice. I'm getting bored with plain old "white rice". Please send me a bag of the wildest, most exotic, kicked-up rice variety you have. My mouth needs some excitement. Thank you well in advance, Tom Locke, rice enthusiast. Pasta, tea, and soymilk. I love soybeans. I love soymilk. Please send me samples of other exciting soy products which you think that I may enjoy. Thank you well in advance, Tom Locke, soy enthusiast. I often eat cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I am a cereal aficionado. Please send me a free sample of every General Mills cereal made.
I want to be only person amongst my group of friends who can claim to have eaten every kind of cereal you make! Thank you kindly, Tom Locke, cereal enthusiast. Do you have any free samples that you want to send me?
I love Coke, and I love free samples. Mini bottles of Coke? Coke flavored gum? Anything else that the Coca-Cola company makes? Collectable shirts, mugs, hats, mouse pads? I'll take anything you got! Thank you in advance, Tom Locke, cola enthusiast. A Pepsi pen, pencil, stickers, and gift catalog. Do you have any free samples that you can send me? I love Pepsi, and I love free samples.
Miniature or travel-size bottles of Pepsi? Pepsi flavored gum? Anything else that the Pepsi company makes? I'll take anything you have! I recently started my own small business, and I was wondering if you would be so kind as to provide me with free samples of office supplies that I may need to help me get started. Rubber bands, paper clips, pens, staplers, staples. Anything that you think would help a budding entrepreneur to make it through the busy days! Thank you in advance, Tom Locke, business enthusiast. A few samples of gum, toothpaste, and mouthwash. Do you have any free samples or travel sizes of your Biotene mouthwash that you can send me?
I had several canker sores last year the size of nickels, and they were brutal. Your Biotene product is the only thing I've found that doesn't destroy my oral mucosa. Thank you! Tom Locke, oral hygiene enthusiast. I love nuts! Do you have any free samples of your nuts that I could try? I love raw nuts, in particular. While I'm quite partial to raw cashews and almonds, I'll gladly try anything that you're willing to send me. Thank you kindly, Tom Locke, raw nut enthusiast. Do you have any samples of your cleaning products that you could send me?
I once cleaned every toilet in my home with nothing more than baking soda and a toothbrush. My wife thought I was insane, and my dog Uncle Jeepers was a tad upset that he couldn't drink from the toilet for the day, but the results were worth it! Thank you in advance, Tom Locke, home cleanliness enthusiast. Do you have any free product samples that you could send my way? I love your Clorox Wipes, and your "splash less" bleach. I'll admit it. I lead a pretty boring, uneventful life, but I do enjoy cleaning my house. With that said, any freebies you can send my way will ensure that even if my days aren't bright, at least my toilets and sinks will be!
I'd love samples of laundry soaps, especially those fragrance-free soaps. I really love those Mr. Clean Magic Erasers you make, too. Those things really are magic. Basically, anything that you have and you think I'd like, I'll take! Thank you in advance, Tom Locke, free sample enthusiast. I love fruit. I love bananas! Do you have any samples or trial sizes of fruit that you could send me? Not like, miniature fruits, but like, trial size packages. I understand that shipping bananas via standard postal mail could prove fruitless no pun intended , but if you have samples of dried fruits — especially dried bananas — I'd love them!
Thank you in advance, Tom Locke, fruit enthusiast. Please send me free samples of your pasta. I've heard that it's the best pasta around, and I've not as of yet tried it. I heard that your pasta doesn't stick to itself — I could have used that thirty years ago, when my mother used to hit me with wet noodles. They stuck to me like glue, so they obviously were not Barilla noodles!
Thank you in advance, Tom Locke, pasta enthusiast. Told me "no" — sent me Rice-a-Roni recipes instead. Please send me free samples of your rice products. I currently make my own "flavored rice", by starting with plain white rice and seasoning it on my own. It never seems to come out quite right, and it's more of a pain than it's worth. In fact, it often just tastes like white rice, only orange. It's usually not very good.
Any samples you can send to me would be much appreciated. Thank you in advance, Tom Locke, rice enthusiast. I love your iced cream! Watching my custom creation hand-crafted as I watch is surpassed only by actually devouring said creation. My wife and I make weekly trips to Cold Stone for your frozen treats. She always gets the same thing; I always try something new! Do you think that you could send us a Cold Stone freebie or a gift card or something of that sort?
We'd both appreciate it! Thank you kindly, Tom Locke, iced cream enthusiast. Dear Auntie Anne: I love your pretzels! I had one before that had so much butter on it, I thought I was eating a sponge. It was great! I love butter. So, your pretzels hit the spot. Can you send me a coupon for a free pretzel or something? Thank you kindly, Tom Locke, pretzel enthusiast. Returned to sender — "Unable to forward" resent with correct address. I am writing to you to request a free coupon, or something equally exciting.
I love your breaded clams. I love your fish covered in malt vinegar. I love it all. Like I said, I'd love some free coupons! If it were socially acceptable, I'd wear a hat and an eye patch in your restaurants, and I'd bring along a parrot. Thank you in advance, Tom Locke, pirate enthusiast. Coupons for 19 burgers and more. I am writing to you to tell you that I don't care what they say about you! I've heard people call your burgers "sliders", implying that that they "slide right out". I've never had a problem of that caliber with your mini morsels of goodness.
They certainly "slide in" just fine, and I like it like that. Any chance of sending me a coupon for a free burger, or a free sack of ten, or something? I can't get enough of your burgers. I wish there were more of your establishments in my area. Thank you in advance, Tom Locke, tiny burger enthusiast. I love shrimp! I love crab! I love coupons! I never was very good at math, but I think you get my point. I'd love a free coupon or something. Thank you in advance, Tom Locke, seafood enthusiast. I have to tell you — I love your chicken. It's the best fried chicken around.
The breading I could eat a bucket full of just the breading. Breading and skin. That's the ticket! Anyway, your chicken is outstanding. If I weren't afraid of being arrested, I'd go to KFC to lick other people's fingers — that's how much I like your chicken. Please send me a coupon for a free chicken, so that I do not have to resort to licking strangers' fingers.
Thank you in advance, Tom Locke, fried chicken enthusiast. Four cent coupons. I cook with Campbell's soup in virtually every meal that I make. Your tomato and cream of chicken soups are the most versatile things around! I can make sauces, gravies, you name it. Please send me a coupon for a few free cans of soup. It would make my day! Thank you in advance, Tom Locke, condensed soup enthusiast.
I love your chicken, and I love your beans and rice.
Do you have any free coupons you could send me for a free meal, or a free side or something? I could eat at Popeye's daily, if my wife would let me! Thank you in advance, Tom Locke, food enthusiast. I love your chicken, and I love your creamed spinach. Do you have any free coupons you could send me for a free meal, or a free side or a free dessert or something? I could eat at Boston Market daily, if my cardiologist would let me!
I love Bennigan's. I love the food. I love the ambiance. Do you think you could me a coupon for a free or discounted meal or something equally fun? I think it would be swell if you treated me to appetizer or something!
Thank you in advance, Tom Locke, food and entertainment enthusiast. I love Munchkins, and I love your coffee. Please send me a coupon for either a free Munchkin, a free coffee, or both! I also like your breakfast sandwiches, so I'd take a free one of those, too. Thank you in advance, Tom Locke, breakfast enthusiast. I am a tall, skinny guy who loves your food! I once ate two Triple Stacks, an order of nuggets, a broccoli cheese potato, and a Biggie drink in a single sitting.
I can't tell you how close I was to abdominal rupture! Anyway, I love watching people's expressions as I virtually inhale your food. Think you can send me a free coupon or something? I'd like to eat a Wendy's burger, knowing that this one was "on the house"! Thank you in advance, Tom Locke, burger enthusiast. Dear Papa John: What sort of genius does it require to come up with the idea to put garlic butter onto an already buttery pizza? Purely genius! I love butter, and I love pizza. Needless to say, your pizza is a party in my mouth. Please send me a free coupon for a pizza or appetizer or something.
I can't get enough of your pizza. Thank you in advance, Tom Locke, pizza enthusiast. I love Applebee's. I just bought a new home, and I'm completely clueless when it comes to hardware. Please send a free tool which you think I would find both useful and fun. I will consider it a much-needed housewarming gift! Thank you in advance, Tom Locke, home enthusiast. I just bought a new home, and I'm completely clueless when it comes to home furnishing. Please send me something that you think would liven up my home!